I like Thanksgiving a whole lot
It lets me eat food, cold and hot,
When I eat too much, and I pass out
My whole family starts to shout!
They douse me with grape juice,
The grape juice makes me wet,
The grape juice makes my shoes loose
My shoes fall off and are et.
-me, 7th grade poetry assignment
("et" is a synonym for "eaten", but rhymes with "wet". :) )